Beef Haiku Daily

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which attests to the greatness
of beef as a meat.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Beef Haiku #65

Corned beef is rubbish.
No amount of arguing
makes it nice to eat.

That is my final word on the matter. For a bit.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Beef Haiku #64

I had a blood test.
Sodium level too low.
No beef result though.

Monday, May 08, 2006

Beef Haiku #63

I misheard my friend.
"Let's go and sit on the beach!"
I thought he said beef.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Beef Haiku #62

"Corned beef sandwiches."
That has five syllables in.
And it's about beef.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Beef Haiku #61

Terribly upset.
It is my birthday today.
No one gave me beef.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Beef Haiku #60

London was rubbish.
Too many cars and people
and no beef in sight.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Beef Haiku #59

I'm a bit worried.
I have to go to London.
Do they have beef there?