Beef Haiku Daily

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of beef as a meat.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Beef Haiku #44

A boring party.
Lost the will to live. Wait! Look!
Chilli con carne.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Beef Haiku #43

So the day has come.
I have found beef I don't like.
- Reconstituted.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Beef Haiku #42

My nightmare returns:
A man in uniform shouts
"Beef, beef, bloody beef."

Friday, January 06, 2006

Beef Haiku #41

I am excited.
As I sit at the table
I can smell my rump.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Beef Haiku #40

Fighting off boredom
typing Haiku with my feet
whilst eating jerky.

Happy new year.