Beef Haiku Daily

This is a website
which attests to the greatness
of beef as a meat.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Beef Haiku #62

"Corned beef sandwiches."
That has five syllables in.
And it's about beef.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Beef Haiku #61

Terribly upset.
It is my birthday today.
No one gave me beef.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Beef Haiku #60

London was rubbish.
Too many cars and people
and no beef in sight.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Beef Haiku #59

I'm a bit worried.
I have to go to London.
Do they have beef there?

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Beef Haiku #58

Lamb, pork and chicken -
why are these meats not so good
as the lovely beef?

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Beef Haiku #57

Beef disappointment:
Invited to a friend's house -
he cooked a chicken.

Friday, April 21, 2006

Beef Haiku #56

Well... this is the kind of poetry that will happen if you go out and drink too much on a Friday night:

Drinking Guinness rocks!
It goes well with steak in pies
- like nothing on earth.

Beef Haiku #55

Much beef on Thursday.
Forgot to write a Haiku.
It effects my brain.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Beef Haiku #54

Beefer Sutherland wished to share his views "in memory of beef gone by":

spring sun warms my face
i feel happy, though slaughter
looms ever closer

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Beef Haiku #53

Fancied a Sirloin.
Price on grocery website -

Monday, April 17, 2006

Beef Haiku #52

Can you believe it?
There is a BEEF Magazine!
No poetry though .


Sunday, April 16, 2006

Beef Haiku #51

Discovered recently, scribbled as a footnote in Wilfred Owen's manuscripts:

Have thought of last line -
Dulce et decorum est...
Sod it, where's my beef?

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Beef Haiku #50

Saturday - I hide
under a duvet of beef.
Which feels a bit weird.

50 Haiku. Go us.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Beef Haiku #46, #47, #48, #49.

Greetings beefketeers. My humble apologies for the lack of meaty poetry these last few weeks. I offer no explanation for my absence - in place, and by way of sating your undoubtedly insatiable appetite for bovine verse, I offer several Haiku where one would most certainly suffice. They cover the four basic motifs of fear, guilt, cheese and loss:

Spring is upon us.
Cows making beefy babies.
Hush! Make not a sound.

I dropped the burger
and he had no idea.
I am a bad man.

Cheeseburger logic:
Beef comes from a cow, also -
cheese comes from a cow.

She will not return.
Tears fall into cottage pie.
And I feel unloved.