Beef Haiku Daily

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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Beef Haiku #65

Corned beef is rubbish.
No amount of arguing
makes it nice to eat.

That is my final word on the matter. For a bit.

posted by Captain Beefheart @ 6:47 PM   3 comments

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Beef Haiku #64

I had a blood test.
Sodium level too low.
No beef result though.

posted by Captain Beefheart @ 6:25 PM   0 comments

Monday, May 08, 2006

Beef Haiku #63

I misheard my friend.
"Let's go and sit on the beach!"
I thought he said beef.

posted by Captain Beefheart @ 10:20 AM   1 comments