Beef Haiku #16

I finally have permission to publish our latest anonymous contribution. This one was sent not to us at Beef Haiku Daily, but as a modern text message to an acquaintance of ours. As you can see, it is not so much the 'Standard' Beef Haiku, but a classic example of the emotionally desperate haiku that we all so often find naturally dripping from our mouths during our quotidian social exchanges.

Roast beef tomorrow
with potatoes and yorkshires
get your ass back here