Beef Haiku #27

In order to highlight the difference between a Beef Haiku and a Cow Haiku (and hence what is publishable on this site), the Beef Haiku Panel have deemed it appropriate to display the following work. It is a Cow Haiku containing a reference to beef and therefore qualifies for publication. Purists will of course argue that due to the magnificent nature of everyone's favourite fleshmeal, it can in fact be seen as a Beef Haiku containing a reference to a cow. And who am I to argue?

My name is Gertrude.
I chew the cud and pray that
no one eats my rump.